Tuesday, July 24, 2012

That stinks!

I meant to blog about this a long time ago but forgot until today when I was adding photos from our recent vacation (blog post coming soon) to the computer.  Just for the heck of it, I'll do the blog I meant to do TWO MONTHS ago.  Jeez, Amy!

Early in 2011 Tyler and I decided to train for a 5K together, a little Mother/Son bonding time.  We got up and ran every morning at 5:30 and in May of 2011 we ran in the Pear Run.  It was fabulous!  A great race and we loved our t-shirts.  It was so much fun we vowed to "do it again next year".  It got hot, really hot.  School let out.  We stopped getting up at 5:30 to run.  We got out of shape (and by 'we' I mean the Mom half of the team, the son is always in shape) BUT in the spring of 2012 I got an email reminding me to sign up for this year's Pear Run.  So I did.  We didn't train as much as we should have but we thought we'd be okay.  The day before the run it was raining.  A lot.  Dan said, "Do you think you'll end up having a race tomorrow?"  I replied "rain doesn't shut down races, jeez Dan, it's not a baseball game, we can handle the mud." 

At 5:00 the next morning I got up, it was not just raining, it was storming.  Hmmm, would they really cancel a 5K?  For rain?  No way.  Yep.  They did.  The really sad thing is that by 7:30 it was GORGEOUS!  I mean seriously the best weather we'd had in a loooong time.  That perfect 'right after a rain storm when you can run forever because the air is so crisp and clean' kind of weather.  I secretly declared that I would have set a PR that day the weather was so awesome.  Alas, we will never know. 

Here's the kicker.  Later that week I put on my race shirt, just because.  Nobody else had to know the race didn't happen.  Besides, I paid good money for it, I was going to wear it.  I was doing some chores and kept smelling something icky...like sour milk or baby puke...I thought maybe I needed to do more chores to find the source but the harder I worked the stronger I smelled the smell.  What?  How could I be missing the source.  Other people in the family started to comment.  "Ewww, what's that smell?"  "Do you smell barf?"  "Something stinks in our house."  Etc.  I reached my shoulder up to scratch my nose without using my hands and discovered the source.  THE SHIRT!  Ewww!  At first I thought maybe someone had used my brand new race shirt to clean up a milk spill and then just not washed it.  So I washed it.  And washed it.  And washed it.  THREE times I washed it, with oxi clean.  There was no milk spill involved.  It was just a stinky shirt!  I finally tossed it in the trash. 

Soooooooo, after all was said and done I made a nice donation to the Pearland City Police Department and all I have to show for it is this blog post. 

I don't even live in Pearland. 

2 comments:

  1. I hate it when stuff like that happens! Good for you though, training for a 5k.

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  2. Sorry about the stinky shirt! Great story, though :).

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